BJ Novak on his ex-girlfriend/current collaborator/best friend, Mindy Kaling: She’s a gangster and guys respond to that. This is not a girl who waits by the phone. This is a girl who picks up the phone and calls whoever she wants.

BJ Novak on his ex-girlfriend/current collaborator/best friend, Mindy Kaling: She’s a gangster and guys respond to that. This is not a girl who waits by the phone. This is a girl who picks up the phone and calls whoever she wants.

A BOYFRIEND suppose too make yo panties WET not ur eyes! & A GIRLFRIEND is suppose too make yo dick HARD not ur Life Oscar Wilde (1852–1900) 67,417 notes

Legend has it that once you were committed at Briarcliff, you never got out.

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